Just shoot your shot

You are holding back your feelings for that girl because she is a people pleaser. Your friends call her, ‘mali ya umma‘ because she belongs to the streets. But what does your heart tell you? It’s pumping more blood that before when you see her.

Remember there was this character in the bible who had a wife who was a prostitute but he didn’t leave her. He accepted her the way she was. And that was love. So don’t be foolish. Shoot your shot. Embrace that love you have.

I need a ‘Mumama’

I don’t know about you, but my female friends are dating rich guys. In many of the conversations that we’ve had, I heard them saying that their boyfriends are from well of families, and they don’t struggle with getting cash. 

Well, the way I see their relationships, they’re just perfect. I saw there was not a  problem with traveling to places, communication, going on dates or picnics, meet-ups; I mean, just PERFECT.

I love the way their partners treat them. It’s like a queen treatment. They always get everything they deserved. 

That’s why I encourage you to find boyfriends who have money. 

I love you

The way people be posting their friends on their WhatsApp or Instagram feeds is freakingly crazy. 

The way they show love-I don’t know if it’s true or fake love, and they make you believe that they care for you, yet you only know the struggles you’ve been through, but you’re there excited that you were posted and it’s your special day. I don’t know what you are happy about when you are posted. Please tell me.

 Moreover, they write captions that they can never say in person. And you believe their lies?

 Please Stop! Just Be real!

Only if you had wifi

Coming to school with OB we brought up an argument: “If I on-campus student I would learn many things over WiFi”. He seemed to disagree with me.

In some ways, I think he is right because on the first day I’ll watch everything that I can, but on the second and third days, I will be exhausted from using WiFi. 

So, if you had WiFi in your place, would you tire of using it?

NRG Radio

NRG doesn’t take anything seriously… except music”, the best and most interesting thing I heard in the morning. This radio station is all about good vibes, music, and “what’s popping” mojos whooa. It’s the best radio station acknowledged by all people around the world.

I love the voice of the woman who does the sound of “Nrg,  radio”. It’s just a killer voice.

Don’t get me wrong on this, please!

We had sex in the library. I was horny that morning when I asked my girlfriend to come with me before the janitor starts cleaning the washroom.
Well, you know what happens when you are aggressive about sex, and all you want is a thrill of the moment. I lifted her to the sink, sided her panties, and proceeded with the 2min job. I tiptoed the whole time when we fucked since I didn’t reach to her pussy that well, the sink was a bit high. Who knew I would go five minutes before the door was knocked!
-Brain Ecstacy

What the f*ck did he just say!

That topic heading might be grammatically incorrect, but this is the point. Since I joined campus I had the chance to meet the most amazing people, who even if you touch them accidentally they’ll say sorry. But am not complaining about that.

Am talking about this; the same people who observe etiquette also say sorry to inanimate objects, like I bumped into someone leaving the library and he knocked on the door, and surprisingly he said sorry. Like I mean bro, did he just tell the door sorry!

I know you don’t care what people think about you

I fear people knowing what on my mind about certain things and my opinions on certain topics.

I fear them knowing about my honest truths about them.


I have overcome it by writing a blog where I have used fictional characters to describe them and their actions. The day they’ll bump into that blog, they will have to judge themselves, and I will have power over their thoughts because their life will be based on my opinion. But in some other cases, they will be happy that I have written about them. This will build their self-esteem and self-confidence. And All the same, I’ll have all the credits.

Sex- what else?

When I see people together and I am told they love each other I conclude that they’re in for sex.

Although I know people get into a relationship because they deeply cherish each other, there are certain types of people who are in for sexual matters.

Before you get into a relationship, you must first know what you’re in for, or what your potential partner is in for, so that you don’t end up being the only person who was in love.

It is about you, but don’t freak out

One of the scariest things is opening up your heart to someone else. Mostly if it involves feelings.

But it is not always about feelings. Telling someone your problems can be hard. It can be hard even if you trust that person.

It’s okay when everything is not okay. That’s the way of life. There are many ups and downs, but you can’t expect life to be up all the time, you must be ready for the lowest moments.

Just like me, I don’t like to talk about my things and feelings. That’s why am writing this blog. Am comfortable with this type of communication, and if one day you bump into this blog, don’t freak out, because I might also have written about you.

He Became Nasty After Baptism

This is a short story that I overheard from a conversation by three students in the University of Eastern Africa.

During the week of spiritual emphasis, a certain boy was baptized. He showd he has changed from doing the worldly sins.

Funny enough that same evening he was wooing a girl. You know, asking for se*gs.

Was the baptism helpful?