People can dress well, they only need money and fancy clothes.

‘more than humans’

‘we’ human beings can achieve greatness. We have the potential to do amazing things. The problem is the mindset that we have of “What will they say if I do this” or “My friends won’t love it if I do that”. If we move past people’s opinions and our limitations and negativity, we will achieve incredible things that we cannot imagine. We just have to stop this kind of thinking -“What will people say?”

Master your art

People have their problems and some of you tend to behave like their ‘gods’ by trying to be there and help them; either emotionally, mentally, or financially.

Before you think of helping others, you must first help yourself. Somebody once said that people who seek to help others are the ones who need help the most. Start figuring yourself out and when you are stable, you can help others

Pedophilia- falling inlove with prepubescent children

Pedophilia (also spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder characterized by an adult or older adolescent’s primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

Prepubescent means: pertaining to or occurring during the period preceding puberty
“a prepubescent girl” is a noun that refers to a prepubescent boy or girl.

Read more about pedophilia

I have a question, Do aborted babies resurrect in the end of the word?❓

@Pickup_lineTM

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Do luo women have the native accent when they speak?

They do. I’ve listened to Luo men speak in meetings and congregations and realized most of them maintain their Luo accents. That raised a question in my mind. Do luo women speak that way?

The answer to that question is YES. It’s just that they don’t speak often in front of people or at gatherings in church.

Note this

Nonresistance is the greatest power in the universe

Weird facts

Falling in love has a similar neurological effect as getting high on cocaine.

@weird_facts_TM

Is ‘spirit’ in Christianity work the same as ‘mindset towards a certain goal?. Is spirit the same as mindset?

I don’t know how to put up this point, but I think that instincts are the same as being guided by the spirit of God. And this happens to believers and nonbelievers. The change in mindset also guides you as the spirit. It helps you become disciplined towards a certain goal. Have you ever been in spirit?

What are your thoughts about this ju najua sijaexplain fity.

NCCK

The National Council of Churches of Kenya (NCCK) is a fellowship and witnessing family of Christian communions and organizations.
It was founded in June 1913 at the United Missionary Conference in Thogoto, near Nairobi.

What the hell!

Why do certain men tend to behave like women? What drives them to behave that way? Ju huwa nashangaa tu.

Mapema ndio best. Waking up very early in the morning, as early as 6 a.m is what you need to start your day. Na hauwezi amka bila kazi ya kufanya. Go on a morning run, or write your personal journal, or prepare breakfast. You need to keep your mind active during this hour to plan how your day will go so that you don’t have decision dilemmas as you do your daily things. This will keep you on your toes.

Mindset Lessons

It’s not hard. It’s just you’ve never done it before. You don’t have the experience yet but you’ll get there. Keep learning. Push through the discomfort. Eventually it’ll become easier.

Mindset Lessons🧠

What’s in for today ?

Kuna vitu kama happy endings kweli? Do you believe in happy endings? Well, for me, it depends. If you want a happy ending it depends on where you stop the story.

African Times

You add 1 hour to the already planned time. Yaani hakuna siku yenye event itafanyika according to the set-time.

But this can change, by planning and preparing yourself and commiting to the work or meeting that you’re supposed to do or attend.

Everyday, everytime, remember to walk with your pace. Don’t try to match other people’s energy, because if you do, many things will go past you.

How long should an average person have sex?

Researchers asked a group of sex therapists how long sex should last in a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine (specifically, penetrative vaginal sex). The results were as follows: 1-2 minutes were deemed “too short,” while 10-30 minutes were deemed “too long.” 3-7 minutes was deemed “adequate,” while 7-13 minutes was deemed “desirable” (Corty, 2008).

The average length of sex for the couples studied was 5.4 minutes.

How long are you required to take a bath?

The maximum shower time recommended by board-certified dermatologist Dr. Edidiong Kaminska, MD is 5 to 10 minutes.

Morning spice-up song

Hatuitishi ruhusa kuguza
Tuaishi nchi rais utundura
Na ukisnitch juu ya clique unasundwa
Shokde Lee tunakam kuchunguza
UMBWA

Hiyo mkebe ya kueka pete inaitwa?

Ni ring boxes. Jameni hata karibu nishindwe na hiyo.

Crippled but sexy(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)

Does big eyes make you look attractive?

According to Hartley, big eyes have long been associated with attractiveness, and his research confirmed this.

Luo men are the same

When you close your eyes and listen to different luo men speak, you may think that you heard from only one person. This is because luo men have the same deep voice, the same accent and the same pronunciation of words.

Wearing heels 👠

Kuna venye tu ladies hukaa wakivaa high heeled shoes. Kwanza zigwembe zikuwe displayed alafu venye wanatembea ni funny, then utawaona wakistragoo all

Improve your vocaB.

1. Eschew: To avoid; to shun, to shy away from.
2. Bliss: perfect happiness
3. Frugality: The quality of being frugal; prudent economy; thrift.
   A sparing use; sparingness

Grow everyday

Look in the mirror.
That’s your competition.


Money is like air.
If you have lots, you don’t care about it.
If you have none, you’ll have a rough time really quickly.


Treat your brain like your stomach , Stop feeding it junk .

Emotional support is a bliss. If you have it in today’s world, you are lucky.

Always remember, iron sharpens iron. Stay with people who are focused, and have good ambitions.

Something to note down

if you want to create a new habit, you need
to repeat the particular action regularly
for at least 3 months in order to have it
stick, at least that’s what the behavioral
experts seem to think.

Weird facts

• Female pandas are only “in the mood” for sex, on average, three days a year.
• Horses can remember if you were smiling or frowning the last time they saw you.

We humans are crazy

As humans we are intrinsically
programmed to crave human connection,
approval, validity and association. Nobody wants to be left out and nobodywants to be unappreciated.

-Gratitude is the only attitude

What the hell

Ati dancers ni wasee maskini, ma-VIP wameketi hapo kwa couch wakisip mzinga polepole

The look that financially well people give you

They crunch their eyebrows.

Frugality

You have to say no to spending impulses.

Including people as part of your routine will ruin your plans for the day.

Mynemis Jones

“the irony of pain is that ,you want to be comforted by the person who hurt you”

IAmChesea

Upskill your life

-To all the nice guys, be nice but don’t simp.

When people already perceive you as intelligent, it becomes much easier to pass your message across.

Your mannerism, confidence & cadence heavily influence how you’re perceived, and they are qualities you control.

You Need 5 Hobbies.

1. One to make you money
2. One to keep you in shape
3. One to keep you creative
4. One to build knowledge
5. One to evolve your mindset

Women’s snappy comebacks, weeuhh!

Man : Haven’t we met before?
Woman : Yes, am the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man : Haven’t i seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, that’s why i don’t go there anymore.

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if u sit down.

Man : So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman : Well i don’t know. Will two ppl fit under a rock?

Man : Your place or mine?
Woman : Both. You go to urs and i’ll go to mine.

Man : I’d like to call u. What’s ur number?
Woman : It’s in the phone book.

Man : But i don’t know yur name,
Woman : That’s in the phone book too.

Weeh, hii mambo ni gani!

The Word “dinner” comes from the French word “disner,” which means “breakfast.”

We uko na talent kweli?

Kwa hii life usikuwe mtu useless. Kama uko na talent explore it. Either unachora( but si kuchora form), ama unacheza futa, or you are a dancer, or any other talent, just do your thing. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Insha za primary (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

What was the highest that you ever scored in insha? Mine was 29/40. Not bad right ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ.

What I love about writing is that you can express yourself in ways that you want. Sana sana hizo ma-vocabulary za wahenga (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠). They were nice-ing.

The insha that has been in my mind since was this, “Ama kweli, wahenga na wahenguzi hawakutupaka mafuta kwenye mgongo wa chupa wala kutochana nywele na mifupa ya samaki waliponena kuwa, mtaka cha mvunguni sharti ainame.”

Nipee compo yako.

Short hair ladies(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

I know pia wewe unataka ku-keep short hair but Shida ni kisogo. From the pictures, there is a difference. Lakini pia kusuka nywele inakaa ovyo. No offense but you look good with your natural hair.

I hate this guys

The moment inaanza kunishika inaniboo. It’s like it is requesting a death sentence. Unapiga kofi ingine haijawahi ona.

I love Aziza H when she says ‘jameni’

Azeezah_h, is her username on Instagram-if you want to look into her profile. Her voice is fantabulous. Though she looks different from the way she sounds in my imagination.

Something to note down

So saad!

Hii generation yetu ni noma. No one wants to work, but rather to party. I wonder why people praise themselves about how good they are at ‘kupiga sherehe’ , forgetting the harmful effects of alcohol and drug abuse. That is stupid.

Vienyejis’ are the best!

And I repeat again, kukuwa na dem mmoja kienyeji ni the biggest flex that a man should have. They can improve only if they had money. So usiwaone hivo.

Kamnyweso, seriously!

The rate at our Kenyan artists are singing about alcohol is shangaza-ring!-oh I mean alarming. Si heri uimbie dem yako kuliko uimbie something that will kill you eventually. Or you want to argue with me that there is better things to sing for? But I digrace. This song by Kaligraph Jones and Mejja is a banger! What are your thoughts?

(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠) it’s funny to think that…

Mkate na soda mnaita food and drinks. You guys are hilarious.

Fun facts

Before anesthesia, speed was essential to minimize pain and improve the odds of survival.

Robert Liston, a British surgeon who excelled at this, once performed a surgery, during which he moved so fast that he took an assistant’s fingers off when cutting through a leg. Both the patient and the assistant later died of infection, and one spectator died of shock. This was the only known surgery in history that had a 300% mortality rate.

Bigger Dreams, Talk it and Walk it

Some music artist said that,”If you want a bigger cake you’ll need a bigger plate.” You need to have a dream, a big dream. A bigger dream that scares you. You need to follow that dream because you can do this!

Niliacha kupiga sunset ju yako

The sunset is an indication that your story can have a beautiful ending.

Don’t disturb

The way I put my phone in silence mode as if someone will call me is absurd. I tell myself everyday to ‘wake up!’

It’s just a fantasy

I swear the plan was to stay single, but then i saw her smile

Weird facts

In 2006, CNN included Mark Zuckerberg and the founder of Netflix in its list of “Ten People Who Don’t Matter”

In 1986, a French woman studied for months so she could learn how to fly a helicopter Then she rented one, flew it over a prison, and grabbed her husband, who had robbed a bank, from the prison’s roof.

The fastest of all land mammals

The cheetah can reach speeds of up to 110 km/h in 3 seconds

The sickest pick-up line ever!

Some people are insane, what the hell!

Read this story

The doctor gave me 3 days to live so I killed the doctor then the judge gave me 70 years.

Nimejua hii jana tu

In Lucifer series, Tom Ellis-the one playing Lucifer’s character, knows a little about playing the piano. But atleast he knows how to sing.

If you begin your prayer this way, you have a long way to go

People be like, “Let’s bow down for a word of prayer.”

Now this is the correct grammar- let’s bow down for a prayer. This is because while praying, you use words.

Time is flying manze

This song called ‘inetkei’ by Lilian Rotich was released in 2010. It went viral in 2016.

Na si kwa ubaya…

I hate the sound of shit going down the toilet-and not mine, but if there is another person on the other side of the loo.

I think sound-proof materials should be installed in johns.

Am I getting the Bible and the reality all wrong?

Something is not clear to me. How come we are taught based on the actions and consequences of characters in the Bible. Si I thought the bible says that ‘we should not judge, because God is the only judge.’ Why are pastors judging people like kina moses na kina Solo? Si walifanya chenye walifanya tu, it was the will of God. We are not supposed to judge them, ama?

Sometimes nashangaa madem

Kuna phobias zingine zinakaa faked. Sasa unaanza aje kuogopa spider, ama dogi. Those harmless creatures. Hata Unaanza aje.

Something to note down

People faint because of drop of blood pressure.

The drop is caused by either anxiety or allergens-this refers to harmless antigens, such as pollen, smell of a perfume or other things that you may be allergic to.

I had a friend who fainted recently because of anxiety when she entered the maternity. For your information, she’s a practicing clinical officer.

Ina-slap

Ugali with pawpaw, it is delicious. You should try it. I heard that recipe from the radio.

Ndo nimejua hizi words leo

Dogma(Dogmas-plural):- An authoritative principle, belief or statement of opinion, especially one considered to be absolutely true regardless of evidence, or without evidence to support it.
-A doctrine (or set of doctrines) relating to matters such as morality and faith, set forth authoritatively by a religious organization or leader.

Hunch: A theory, idea, or guess.
A hunk (piece of something)

Elegance: The beauty of an idea characterized by minimalism and intuitiveness while preserving exactness and precision.

Precision: the state of being precise or exact; exactness.

Parsimony: Great reluctance to spend money unnecessarily.

Succinct:- brief and to the point; having characteristics of both brevity and clarity.
-compressed into a tiny area.
-(archaic) wrapped by, or as if by a girdle; closely fitting, wound or wrapped or drawn up tightly.

Enculturation:. The process by which an individual adopts the behaviour patterns of the culture in which he or she is immersed.

Rubric:-A heading in a book highlighted in red.
-A title of a category or a class.
-An established rule or custom, a guideline.
(education) A printed set of scoring criteria for evaluating student work and for giving feedback.

Concession:

1. the act of conceding, especially that of defeat
2. something, such as an argument, that is conceded or admitted to be wrong
3. (rhetoric) Admitting a point to strengthen one’s overall case.
4. the grant of some land to be used for a specified purpose
5. chiefly US a contract to operate a small business as a subsidiary of a larger company, or within the premises of some institution; the business itself and the space from which it operates
6. (Canada) In Ontario, a small road between tracts of farmland.